We’re not dead!!!

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Just taking a bit of a break from all the hustling and bustling of daily life ><

Hey folks! EXPJunkie here to let you all know FanBoy and I are planning on posting up some great new content in the coming months. Let’s start it of strong with a the recently released teaser for the newest edition to one of my favorite fighting games, Soul Calibur V! Check it out!

Pretty exciting, eh? The game was officially announced back in early May (my bad for missing that) but the teaser was released earlier this week. The game is said to take place 17 years after the events of part IV and the central characters are none other than the children of (my personal favorite) Sophitia; Patroklos and Pyrrha. As children, their lives were touched by the evil sword Soul Edge. Now that they are grown, they venture forth just as their mother did. Will they succeed in ridding the world of the demonic symbol or fall prey to it like their mother?

Soul Calibur V’s release is predicted for 2012. To find out more about the game, visit their official facebook page here. I’ll keep you guys updated along the way! Happy gaming, folks and thanks for sticking with us here at The Eclectic Gaymer! =]

-EXPJunkie

Video footage courtesy of Youtube and IGN Entertainment

Mortal Kombat 9 – Blood, Gore and Old School Lore

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At long last! The newest addition to the franchise has arrived! That’s right folks, ExpJunkie here bringing you an in-depth look at today’s newest and very highly anticipated video game release, Mortal Kombat!

Pres START bitches!

Story: Littered on a battlefield as far as the eye can see are dead bodies accompanied only by flocks of vultures pecking away at a veritable feast. The bodies are none other than those of the Mortal Kombat tournament contestants; slain by each other and left to rot in the sun. At the center of the battlefield is a platform where two sole combatants compete for not only their lives but the fate of their worlds. The Thunder God, Raiden and the Emperor of Outworld, Shao Kahn,  are in a battle to the death…though it is Raiden’s death that draws near. In his last fleeting moments he uses the remainder of his power to send his past self visions of the events to come, hoping that he will be able to prevent this dismal outcome. The past Raiden receives the premonitions of destruction and the road that leads to it and informs the combatants of what is to come so that they may all prevent it…But will they succeed? Can their destiny be changed and the fate of Earthrealm be spared annihilation by the hands of the evil Emperor? The only way to know is to take part in Mortal Kombat.

Yes! There’s actually a plot to this one guys and gals! I say that because, in the past (and in my opinion), Mortal Kombat games haven’t really been very…uh…attentive to the “story” portion of their games after about the third addition to the fighting game franchise (not counting the Sub-Zero spin off, Special Forces spin off and MK vs DCU). Honestly, it just kinda seemed like the developers were paying more attention to how to make things look more bloody/gory than how any individual or overall story could develop. That completely changed with this new release, though. In fact, the Story Mode of the game is completely enthralling and addictive.

Bad sorcerer! Very bad sorcerer! ><

There are multiple chapters in the Story mode, each one focusing on a different character whom you control during battles. Since the plot of the game is reliving the past Mortal Kombat games in an effort to change the future, the story mode is initially set at the start of the very first game/tournament/movie. From there, it progresses on to the second installment and so forth in wonderfully rendered detail, animation and fun (but sometimes difficult) battles.

Graphics: The 3D style graphics that have become the signature look of the Mortal Kombat games since MK3 have been revamped and it looks gooooood! Everything is back-to-basics in a way since the developers wanted to give the game a nostalgic feeling reminiscent of the original but executed in a new way so old favorites from stages like the Living Forest and the Pit to character attacks like Johnny Cage’s nut punch are here and in HD! There’s also that “progressive damage” look the characters get as the battle rages on. Each time the characters sustain damage, it shows. From blood splatters and open sores to weapons protruding from their bodies, you can really SEE the damage.

Gameplay

  • X-Ray Attacks: Speaking of seeing the damage, this new installment features the new “X-Ray” attack system that allows you to unleash brutal attacks on your opponents. When the Special Bar on the bottom of the screen (also new) fills to max, you can press L2 + R2 which unleashes a special, character specific attack that, if it connects, switches the screen to X-Ray mode and you can see your character damaging/breaking their opponents bones, teeth and/or internal organs. Each X-Ray attack does damage equal to about 30% or so of the opponents health bar but it HAS to connect so use it wisely.
  • Fatalities: The fighting style is still very much true to MK style with preset combos, special attacks and of course the Fatalities. Each character has a total of three Fatalities, two of which must be unlocked from the Extras menu and yes, they’re just as bloody and graphic as ever!

By earning coins during gameplay, you can unlock movies, stages and character Fatalities by purchasing them in the Krypt. You can also view artwork, game trailers, etc in this menu.

  • Training: For all you beginners out there or veterans who just need to get back into the swing of things, there’s a tutorial mode that gets you accustomed to the basics of gameplay and the new fighting style. There’s also a mode that allows you to train using the partner system, too.

Learn how to move backward and forward!

 The partner system allows you to face off in 2-on-2 battles, switching characters freely to replace the one on the field or just for a quick attack. If you get clever, you can combo into your partner’s attacks and deal more damage.

  • Challenge Tower: This is like the “Mission Mode” of the game. You start at the bottom of the tower (duh) and complete tasks to climb higher and higher till you reach the top! The game also gives you the option to skip any mission you find too difficult by spending coins. The amount required depends on the level of the mission. You don’t get to pick the character you want to complete the challenges, rather the challenges are all character specific. You start at the bottom with Sonia Blade and continue from there.

Sonias got to work her way up. The only way to do that is to satisfy Jaxs conditions....

  • Online: Let’s not leave out the online capability of the game! Challenge your friends or random strangers from all over the world in Online play! On the one hand, for some reason, the folks who made the game decided to charge people $10 to unlock the online features. If you don’t wanna pay, there’s a two day free trial available for download. On the other hand, if you purchased the game (like you should…how else would you have it?) there’s a little sleeve in the game case that has an activation code to unlock the online features. Idk either.

Play online and get your butt handed to you by some guy whos probably a 12 y/o in japan!

Sound: The soundtrack isn’t anything too noticeable, to be honest. I’m fully aware of the fact that there’s BGM but it’s not too stand-out to me. What I did hear wasn’t so bad. The game is full of very well orchestrated, ominous music tracks that fit well in each stage. Where it really stands out is the sound effects, though. Hearing bones crunch, organs squish and agonizing screams and yells really convinces you that it hurts…as if seeing Reptile’s talons gouge out someone’s eyes doesn’t look like it would hurt anyway. The voice over work is very well done, as well. The story really comes to life because it sounds like the characters are interacting with each other rather than a bunch of random sound bytes put together and badly timed out.

Misc: The game is pretty solid. The one thing that kinda gets me is the controls. It tends to feel a bit stiff at times. Combos have to be input very precisely and a few inputs are very time specific. It doesn’t take much time to get used to but there’s no helping the feeling of fast paced gameplay being limited by attack delays and execution lag.

Overall: This is a kick ass game regardless. It’s a HUGE step up from MK vs DCU (in my opinion…Oh what a bittersweet relationship I have with you, WB). I give it a 4.5 out of 5. Way to step your game up, Warner Bros. Let’s keep the hits coming.

All screen shots courtesy of me, ExpJunkie! Taken with a Motorola Atrix 4G (that’s my phone haha not bad quality on the pics tho, huh?).

Iris Online – Your fate is in the cards

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Heyhey folks! Expjunkie here (yes! he lives!) and I’m bringing you a new review for a classic MMORPG called Iris Online. Published by GALA and Eyasoft and brought to you by gPotato! This 3D anime-style F2P game is definitely worth a look into. Check it out!

Story: Here it is in a nutshell: The land of Arcana was a peaceful place (as they all usually are to begin with) until an evil man named Lord Archane used a sword of other-worldly power to try to rule over Arcana. Using the sword, however proved to be too much to handle and so Lord Archane was taken down by a group of heroes who, once again, brought peace to the land…but it was short lived. The power generated by the sword used by Archane was slowly tearing the realm apart; opening dimensional rifts through which hoards of monsters and negative energy were seeping through. It’s up to you, the reincarnation of one of the great heroes of old, to seal the rifts and save Arcana once again! Ya that about sums it up. Throw in a crazy circus run by a crazy looking clown/ringmaster and a deck of Tarot cards and you’ve got a game!

Character Classes: Iris Online features races to choose from, each with their own classes to evolve into. There are the Humans (all-arounders), Hybrids (tanks/thieves) and Elves (scouts/mages). When you start the game, you pick your race and one of the two starting classes based on that race. There isn’t much in terms of customization, though. From there, as you level, you specialize in the two (or three) tiers in that particular class. Confused? Lemme explain: Take for example the Humans. You can choose to start off as either a Fighter or a Mage. From there, the Fighter can choose to become a Knight, Mercenary or Gladiator which can eventually become a Templar, Legionnare or Crusader respectively. The Mage can become either a Magician or Priest which end up as either a Wizard or High Priest (clever, eh?) respectively.

Graphics: If the 3D anime style bit didn’t get you then the bright, highly detailed environments and easy to handle UI will. The game flows quite nicely and in the week (or so) I’ve been playing, I haven’t encountered any problems with overlapping layers or polygons gone awry like in most other 3D games. The only hang-up is a slightly longer loading time when transitioning between maps. If you don’t mind staring at a random game tip for a few extra seconds then disregard that last part. Anyway, the game features great, crisp and vivid graphics. Very pretty to look at =]

Misc: One interesting concept Iris Online features is its Card system. The game is based on different types of cards from Monster Transformation cards that (amazingly) allow you to transform into monsters you see out in the fields, Magic Cards that you can equip or attach to your equipment to give you added stats, to Tarot cards that tell your fortune and give you extreme buffs. You can find cards all around the world as loot from killing monsters and bosses. There are even rare Monster Transformation cards that allow you to turn into bosses! Each card is a one-time use, though, so be careful about when and where you use them. Since it is a F2P game, Iris Online does feature an Item Mall. The selection is kinda limited but then again it isn’t one of those games where you can only get the full experience if you’re a gPotato cash user.

Overall: Iris Online is a great game. One of the better ones I’ve played. If you’ve ever played an MMORPG, you’ll have no problem getting the hang of the controls right off the bat. If you haven’t played one before, the hotkeys are all easily customizable and the simple and SHORT (love that part) in-game tutorial quest will be more than enough to get you by. There are plenty of quests available every level you gain, too so there’s always something to do if straight grinding isn’t your thing. You know, actually following the game plot. The one drawback I can think of is the annoyingly prolific amount of bots in the main area of the main city of the game >< Yeah, you can blacklist them but there WILL be new ones…and they just LOVE to spam every single chat channel. The bright side is that they’re only in that one area so just walk a few meters away and it stops haha

Rating: Definitely a 4.5 out of 5 stars here folks. There’s plenty going on in Iris Online to keep you occupied for a long time. Check it out over at their website Iris Online where you can find more info and download the game client. Happy gaming and remember, the cards don’t lie.

Video footage from YouTube.com

 

Pokemon White Journal – Day 12

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(March 26, 2011)

  • Exploring the inner area of Pinwheel Forest!
  • Beat Twins Mayo & May, Youngster Nicholas, PKMN Rangers Forrest, Audra, Irene, Miguel; School Kids Sammy and Millie; Lass Eva. Who the heck just hides in the grass and pounce on unsuspecting trainers the whole game?
  • Beat 4 Team Plasma Grunts – Basically, it was like “Sorry, the Dragon Skull is in another castle.”
  • Got Dragon Skull back! Kind of expected a big boss though. I stole it from you??? You just gave it to us lol.
  • WHAT?? Poison doesn’t work when you’re walking?? They must’ve really upgraded the Pokeballs! This goes against all the RPG foundations I have created for myself. (O_O)
  • Caught Sewaddle, Venipede, Petilil.
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  • Total Pokemon: 34

 

Pokemon White Journal – Day 11

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(March 25, 2011)

  • Started traveling through the Pinwheel Forest. (Silly wind sound here) WhOooo!
  • What’s strange is there’s an outer area and an inner foresty area. Let’s battle and catch Pokemon outside first! (Pssh, Team Plasma can wait for me)
  • Beat Nurse Shery; Preschoolers Juliet and Homer; Youngsters Keita and Zachary; Black Belt Kentaro; and Battle Girl Lee. YES!
  • Caught lots of wild ones! Tympole (So freakin cute!!), Timburr, andThroh. Triple T-threat. =)
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  • Took a while, but I explored many shaking grasses and found a Sawk…um, Throh’s brother/cousin?
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  • Wow, these fighting Pokemon would’ve helped with Lenora. It’s ok, my Servine is superpowered. =D
  • Finally, I evolved my Pidove into a Tranquill.
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  • Will definitely explore the inner forest of Pinwheel Forest and beat Team Plasma next time!
  • Performed a Feeling Check with another friend and got a 75!!
  • Total Pokemon: 31
  • Total Friends: 4

 

Pokemon White Journal – Day 10

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(March 21, 2011)

  • I finally made it to Nacrene City! It’s a very artsy sort of place, probably perfect for Smeargle.
  • Hmmm….so the Museum researcher Hawes who’s either white or Asian says, “Oh, my wife is the gym leader.” Leads you to the back. WHOA!! Did Pokemon just have its first interracial couple? Unova is loosely based off America. What are they trying to say? =P
  • Fought against Lenora and her evil Herdier and Watchog with my Servine.
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  • Beat her with barely enough HP to spare!! Got a Basic Badge.
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  • Didn’t get far out of the museum when Team Plasma comes in and steals the Dragon Skull artifact. OH NO!!! You’re too weak Lenora, my Servine can handle the job!
  • But let me level up my Pokemon. You can wait! Team Plasma will be in the same place. lol. First I evolved my Patrat into a Watchog.
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  • And my Purrloin into a Liepard.
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  • After getting a feel for the city, a very Southern feel, I’ve decided that they based it off New Orleans. (cough) Aunt Jemima (cough).
  • Total Pokemon: 25

 

Pokemon White Journal – Day 9

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(March 20, 2011)

  • C-Gear Part 3! How to input Friend Codes.
  • Friends are very important in the game…for trading, battles, smack talk, etc.
  • The easiest way to add is to go to your IR Menu and click Friend Code.
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  • There you can point to each other’s Game cartridges and it automatically loads for ya.
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  • Now, if you have friends that are very far away, you can just input your friend code through the Pal Pad, which you get after helping Fennel in the Dreamyard. But you have to know their Nickname too. Can you just put any name? Not sure, but it seems like it.
  • Find your
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  • Click Register Friend Code. (You can also view your own if you want to give it to people).
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  • Input their nickname.
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  • Input their 12-digit Friend Code.
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  • Voila! They should show up when you press Check Friend Roster.
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  • The trainer avatars appear when you connect via C-gear, and the Pal Pad registree will be a question mark until you either battle/trade or “pass by” him/her.
  • Maximum is 32 friends! Because any more than that would be impossible in real life. =P
  • Total Friends: 3

 

Sucker Punch: Movie Review

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One-Line Summary: When hot mental patients are trapped in an insane asylum, seductive dancing is the only means of escape.

I did NOT know what I was getting into when I watched this movie. I thought, Ok Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Jamie Chung are in this movie, the rest I couldn’t care less about. Wait…in every scene they’re dressed in outrageous prostitute outfits and kinky leathery fighter costumes?

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Ummm, ok. I guess I’ll see what it’s all about. XP

My suggestion: Don’t look for story when watching this. You will get confused. It’s not like Inception where you can kind of figure out how everything goes down. Then you want to watch it again. I will give you Sucker Punch’s story: The girls are in a mental institution and try to escape. Then enjoy it for what it is. The reality of Sucker Punch is pretty much left up to imagination, and the dreamy burlesque sequence is pretty much the same thing. What’s left to enjoy? The freakin amazing CGI fight scenes. (O_O)

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Sucker Punch, Y U NO 3-D??? For those I give Zack Snyder major props. I didn’t care what was going on in this story. Some scenes were uncomfortable. Throughout the movie I was thinking: DANCE ALREADY, BABY DOLL!! You’ll see what I mean. Hahaha.

Queer Factor: Ladies, this movie is for you. The amount of estrogen is through the roof! There is one somewhat hot guy in the movie, but you only see him in a suit…and an orderly outfit. If you’re into that sort of thing.

Overall: This movie is called Sucker Punch for a reason. It’s the feeling I got after watching the movie. If you can put up with a ridiculous amount of crying, girls in striptease in awesomely illustrated fight scenes, and a story that leaves you hanging, then watch this. I wouldn’t pay for it again, but I wouldn’t mind watching it on DVD.

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March 22, 2011 – Game Releases

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3DS:

Rayman 3D


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DS:

Monster Tale

Video Source: nintendolife

Wii:

Trackmania: Build to Race

Video Source: CDMediaSA

PSP:

Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy


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Jikandia: The Timeless Land

Video Source: AksysGames

Naruto Shippuden: Kizuna Drive

Video Source: IGNentertainment

PS3:

Playstation Move: Heroes

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Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Classic Trilogy HD


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PS3 / Xbox 360 / PC

Crysis 2

Video Source: Crysis

PC:

Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood

Video Source: Games

Europa Universalis III: Chronicles

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IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover

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PC / MAC:

The Sims Medieval

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PS3 / PSP / Wii / DS / PC / Xbox 360:

Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars

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Video of the Day: Starcraft 2 Cheese Fail

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Don’t you hate it when you’re playing Starcraft 2, and you get overrun by Zerglings within the first 5 minutes? Or that someone built a Barracks next to your base without you knowing? Welcome to the cheese strategy.

Wiki.teamliquid.net defines “cheese” as “a pejorative expression which refers to a strategy that is highly unconventional and designed to take one’s opponent by surprise. In general, cheese is hard to beat if not scouted but easy to defeat if it is scouted.”

There are times when this can definitely backfire and LifesAGlitchTV brings many replays of players failing in their attempts. I watched a couple, but this one has to be one of the best cheese fails. Enjoy!

Video Source: LifesAGlitchTV

 

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